Author Archives: Beth Hassett

I Didn’t See Anything About Lockjaw When I Skimmed the Waiver

My parents shook their heads with confusion when I signed up for Muddy Buddy. They were a little more concerned when I signed up for Warrior Dash. But this year, when I announced I was registered for Tough Mudder, they [...]

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Summer Fun with Kids

Summer is almost here! What are you going to do with your kids? Atlanta is full of great places to take the kids, but after you go to the zoo, Imagine It, the aquarium, the World of Coke and the [...]

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I Hate Snakes!

“Snakes, I hate snakes.” –Indiana Jones The warm weather in Georgia has come early this year, and that brings with it my fear of snakes. I love running the trails in the woods, except when I see snakes. In the [...]

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Yea Lindsay!

Sorry gentlemen, Tribe’s Vice President and Creative Director Lindsay Podrid is officially off the market. Ryan, her boyfriend of five years, finally proposed and might have taken a year off my life in the process. It started Saturday afternoon. Ryan [...]

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The Quantum Wellness Cleanse aka “Why I Ate Dinner by Myself for 18 Days”

I will no longer roll my eyes when a friend is on a new diet or doing a cleanse while I savor each bite of my bacon cheeseburger. Doing a cleanse was not my idea, it was Elizabeth’s, the CEO [...]

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My New Year’s Resolutions

Is it too early to talk about New Years Resolutions? Hi. My name is Beth and I am a recovering control freak, I don’t like beer or being cold. A couple months ago my best friend told me very pointedly [...]

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Cockroaches Disgust Me

Where I come from, we don’t have flying bugs the size of small birds that are nearly impossible to kill. Six years ago I woke up in the middle of the night in my midtown Atlanta apartment to the sound [...]

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“Hi Sam Sam”

For most of my childhood, every year and summer while I was away at camp, I received a post card from Uncle Fred. These cards were sent from all over the world. I don’t have an Uncle Fred. I don’t [...]

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